Erika's Mid-year Pre-Kindergarten Progress Report

Erika handed it to me, sitting at the dining table holding Amelia in my lap, and returned to completing her homework assignment. "It's my progress report," she says matter-of-factly, "so you know how I'm doing in school."
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"How do you think you're doing in school?" I say, with a teasing tone. She shrugs non-comittally, but I see her sneaking a sideways glance at me as I read.

( Report card below cut... )

Final closing remarks on her report card: Erika arrives at school each day with a smile, ready to learn. She has a pleasant disposition that has made her a friend to many children in our classroom. She tackles new challenges with a positive attitude, and posesses a strong grasp o the concepts that are covered in class. She is capable of working independetly, and is a wonderful role model for her classmates.

Funny Erika moment (poop story)

Erika's the type of kid who poops once every two or three days (like her mother, TMI.)

But she's going through a growth spurt and permanently ravenous and eating everything in sight, so it was not a surprise to us when Erika pooped twice yesterday, and woke up today, and needed to poop again this morning.

I popped my head into the bathroom to check on her and she gave me the most concerned look, and in a very grave voice, said: "Momma? I think something's wrong. I think I have gonnorhea."

*bites lip*