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"Our Generation has had no Great War, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives."
-Chuck Palahniuk

throwing party. need to design invites. help?!

Brian and I are throwing a BBQ party on Monday, May 31.
It's going to be a combo of:
1. Memorial Day
2. Housewarming
3. "Meet the folks": groom and bride's family meeting for first time

I need clip art or line art to make invites. Here's waht I've found but they have the stupid watermarks on them and want $17 for a week's subscription.


I like:
- bold colors and lines (e.g. picture top left)
- simple but classy line drawings (e.g. picture top right)
- comical (e.g. picture bottom right)

I want photos that incorporate the following, or express the theme of:
- house with balloons
- people mingling/chatting in backyard having good time at a BBQ
- NO american flags flying everywhere (none of my family members are American)
- the bbq grill, or related items like the chef's grill-ware

I've looked online and I'm getting frustrated. :( Help?

i didn't say he wasn't strange

Was making a grocery shopping list tonight, when B leaned over, and pointed at the weekly advertisement/coupon/special deal flyerr I was flipping through, and said: "hey look-- same situation we're in." I stare at the large orange cantaloupe, thoroughly confused.

"Get it?" he says. (Cantaloupe. Can't elope.) Haaa-aar.

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Edited: 9.26pm

B's glasses broke a few months ago and he still hasn't gotten them repaired, so he's been online looking for a new pair. And he just said: "I decided I dont want to get glasses. I want to use the money to get a pitchfork and a ho[e], and plant my seedlings."

I know. My mind's in the gutter.