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aliki ([personal profile] aliki) wrote2009-07-28 04:05 pm
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POLL: Exercising to enhance features

Pick the option that BEST agrees with your viewpoint.
NOTE: Read carefully-- the word is "UNattractive". And by "visible veins" I mean "vascularity" (thanks, sophistimicated!!)
(I'll explain after the cut, below the poll)

[Poll #1436401]



I have a small ass. I also have non-existent veins.

I never thought it to be a bad thing before, but in talking to my husband Brian, I have come to the conclusion that he is JUST A WEIRDO. (or maybe this poll will prove otherwise). He is a very strange man indeed because a few years ago, when we first starting dating, he mentioned that I should do squat exercises to make my ass look bigger-- he says it's too flat. (I haven't done much about it since he mentioned it years ago).

However, lately we've been discussing my difficult non-visible veins. Everyone has a very difficult time locating my veins, not only because they are not visible, but also because you cannot feel my pulse from the surface. He concluded that I should lift dumbbell weights so my veins will become more visible. "That's really unattractive!" I said with a wrinkle of my nose. He rolled his eyes and dismissed this idea, like *I* was the crazy one. "You really should have veins that a doctor can see," he said, and added "you're like the living dead or something with no pulse."

Hahaha! Seriously these are traits that East Asians, specifically Chinese, appreciate in a female! Along with being petite, having small feet, small lips, and porcelain skin. How can you complain about a girl with delicate veins!? Apparently, my Brian can.

[identity profile] puf-almighty.livejournal.com 2009-07-28 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I like big butts (and I cannot lie).

[identity profile] missfunnybunny.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
you other brothers can't deny...